THE POSTER SAYS...
Cinema's greatest and most memorable taglines. Finally getting their close-up.
Every great movie has a poster. Every great poster has a line.
Five words. Maybe ten. Written by someone whose name almost nobody knows or remembers... and somehow, decades later, you can still recite it word for word.
The Poster Says... digs into the taglines that sold us the movies we never forgot. Who wrote them. Why they worked. What they promised BEFORE you sat down in that theater seat... and whether they actually delivered AFTER the credits rolled.
Each episode, a guest, a film, and one perfect (or perfectly ridiculous) tagline... pulled apart, celebrated, and occasionally roasted, with the people who know storytelling best.
Because somebody had to talk about this stuff!
📅 Thursdays — 7PM ET
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The Poster Says... — Official Trailer
The trailer is here. Cinema's greatest taglines, the guests who love them, and the anonymous writers history forgot. AND there’s a little contest in this here trailer! First episode drops Thursday, August 27th at 7PM ET.!
🎬 EPISODE ONE.
Eleven words.
A wedding vow, weaponized.
The first movie in history to cost nine figures — and every dollar is on the screen, somewhere between a tango and a very bad day in Miami.
She thought she married a salesman.
Guess away. 👀
📅 Thursday, August 27th — 7PM ET
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Because somebody had to.
🎬 EPISODE TWO.
⚠️ SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY ⚠️
Conditions expected: High winds. Heavy rain. Airborne apex predators.
Residents are advised to remain indoors, avoid all coastal areas, and — under no circumstances — look up.
You don’t even need to guess haha.
You know the one. 🌪️
📅 Thursday, September 3rd — 7PM ET
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Because somebody had to.
🎬 EPISODE THREE
Our tagline this week makes two promises.
The first one is a lie.
The second one is the greatest excuse ever committed to a movie poster — and it came from a Chicago improv stage before it ever came from a screenwriter.
It's 106 miles to the answer.
Guess away. 🕶️
📅 Thursday, September 10th — 7PM ET
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Because somebody had to.